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This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite.

(via falloutbliss)

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In Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar, the moment I saw Ivan I knew he was going to be the character I married but once I did marry him, I felt so bad for what felt like to me, ripping him away from Dirk. All they had were each other and I broke them up. And Dirk seemed quite young in the game and to imagine that he’d be living on his own, and sleeping in their house all alone really made me feel bad. Moral of the story: no matter how bad you want to marry Ivan or Dirk… DON’T.


Why would you do this to me :( I just got him to red heart.

In Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar, the moment I saw Ivan I knew he was going to be the character I married but once I did marry him, I felt so bad for what felt like to me, ripping him away from Dirk. All they had were each other and I broke them up. And Dirk seemed quite young in the game and to imagine that he’d be living on his own, and sleeping in their house all alone really made me feel bad. Moral of the story: no matter how bad you want to marry Ivan or Dirk… DON’T.

Why would you do this to me :( I just got him to red heart.

Source: harvestmoonconfessions
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favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

DO NOT BLAME THE OTHER GIRLS/GUYS WHEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER CHEATS ON YOU! YOU GO GIRLS TEN THOUSAND POINTS TO YOU ALL

(via oakyho)

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"I fight anxiety and sometimes when it’s winning it feels like the world is crushing me- Dane cook"

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He posted this on his Facebook page at 3:30PM, it’s 3:30AM the next day and I only saw the post because my anxiety is keeping me awake. I now take it as a sign that my anxiety kept me awake to see a post about anxiety. It means someone else knows how I feel.

Source: whirlpool2112
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"I fight anxiety and sometimes when it’s winning it feels like the world is crushing me- Dane cook"

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samandfuzzy:

Froakaccino: another of my incredibly sophisticated Jokemon puns. (The full set of nine postcards can be viewed and ordered here.)

(via pokemon-personalities)

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retrorecap:

Every episode of Tiny Toon Adventures had a gag credit. Animaniacs and Freakazoid! continued this.

(via bexky)

Source: retrorecap
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  • Question: What's the most illegal thing you ever did? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

Source: almanzapedia
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