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genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

Like in the Nickelback music video for Savin’Me?

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canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

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  • Question: Boobs are so annoying sometimes - Anonymous
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    walnutcrossing:

    Agreed. Sometimes I get so creeped out by their existence on my chest. Then other times I want bigger ones. And then sometimes I just grab them cause their warm. I believe these to be the three phases of having boobs.

    Boob phases. Although I believe the second phase can alternate between wanting bigger or smaller bexky

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cutegirlmayra:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted

cutegirlmayra:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted

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perks-of-being-chinese:

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vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

IM LAUGHING SO HARD at #6 omFG how do these people even survive

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

this is amAZING OMFG

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merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

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caughthesnitch:

"Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!"

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